Trembling Cripples and Lusty Kitchen Maids, by Charles Dickens

Self-Help for Troubled Teens, by Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Guide to Manners in the Modern World, by D. H. Lawrence

Whining Through Intimidation, by Truman Capote

The New Feminism, by Robert Heinlein

Dress for Success, by George Elliot

The New Presbyterian Hymnal, by Edgar Allen Poe

Your Cat's Guide to the Stars, by Carl Sagan

Existentialism in the Stock Market, by Danielle Steele

My Campfire, by Adolf Hitler

Close but No Cigar, by Sigmund Freud

The Little Engine That Could, by Ayn Rand

101 Ways to Prepare Nachos, Horsing Around With Herbs, and Nuke It!, a three-volume set by Julia Child

Walt Whitman's Guide to Lawn Care

20,000 Leaks Under the Sink, by Jules Verne

Lullabies to Young Boys, by Michael Jackson

Chairman Mao's Little Red Shoes

Occurrence at Madison County Bridge, by Ambrose Bierce

Una Ted's Cabin, by Harriet Beecher Stowe