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The Twelve Chairs: Proverbs

A chair in the road is yesterday's grandmother.

A broken chair returns home to the joy of its maker.

A chair with no legs is no soup for dogs.

Talk about chairs and your sausage will rot.

You do not need to travel; a chair rung knows all footpaths.

A chair in the well is a passing cloud, but two chairs in the well and your baby will stutter.

A chair with no shoes is a worker's reward.

The tortoise and the chair are wise companions for the dictionary.

A mouse that ignores chairs can climb a ladder.

A chair on the roof tells no secrets.

Telling a tired chair the time is happiness to third wives.

A chair with spaghetti sheds no tears.


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