Mark Gooley writes:

> he did use condoms sometimes, perhaps ones in his regimental colours

There's really no good reason to be doing this....

Cuban cigar

Shuttle fuel tank (shuttle and booster appliques optional, but be careful what you do with those O-rings)

Lead pipe

Catfish (of course with fins and whiskers. Stupid question.... Oh, which way is the catfish pointing?)

Sushi, with extra wasabi

SCSI cable