Diane Wilson
Search my site:
Diane Wilson -> Humor -> Les Bizarrables -> Egyptian Objects

Les Bizarrables

*

Cat Tales

*

Dysaudia

*

Dream of Garnish

*

Becoming One

*

Meaning of Machines

*

Origin of Species

*

Movies to Miss

*

Stochasms

*

Egyptian Objects

*

Lizard Eyes

*

Reader Survey

*

Places to Avoid

*

Decorator Condoms

*

Time Portals

*

Selling Out

*

Summer Reading List

*

Bert and Ernie

*

Recalled Past

*

Holy Water

*

Twelve Chairs

*

Panty Wedger

*

Fiction vs. Non-Fiction

*

Bizarre Verite

*

Music Newsgroups

*

Quotable Diane

Ancient Egyptian Objects

Paul Lord (a hurricane triggered by butterfly's wings) writes:

> The LACMA is having an exhibit on "The American Discovery of Ancient Egypt". Bowls, sarcophagi, stela, ritual objects, statues, portraits,

When I read this, I first thought that the exhibit included Ancient Egyptian bowling balls.

Too bad they didn't have any bowling pins (unless those were included as a subcategory of "ritual objects"); I would certainly expect that the pins were all shaped as sacred animals--cats, birds, foxes. A coiled snake would be good, but possibly hard to knock over. The birds' beaks probably wouldn't have survived more than a frame or two, and certainly would have caused problems in the Ancient Egyptian pin setter.


Copyright © 1995, 2001 by Diane Wilson. All rights reserved.