The Elder Dan (Crisper Than Thou) writes:

My desire breeds my weakness. wrote:

>Tell me again, what are the limits on the position of anti-christ?

A particle of anti-christ must always be opposed by a particle of christ of equal mass traveling in the opposite direction if the two particles have the same spin, or on a perpendicular vector if they have opposite spin, or in the same direction if the christ particle has a different mass but equivalent moment (such as a slow massive christ traveling in the wake of a faster, lighter anti-christ, see Opus & Manchester 1994). This is true for all cases of zero gravity and zero electrical or magnetic charge.

A particle of anti-christ cannot move through an electrical field, while its christ-like counterpart can freely pass in and out; the two particles must maintain perpendicular vectors unless both particles have similar spin and charge, in which case they must travel on opposite vectors.

A particle of anti-christ just loves magnetic fields, while bits of christ loathe them, but both particles must oscillate along whichever vectors (electrical or neutral) are applicable for their situation, on exactly 100% destructive opposite wavelengths, except during lunch, at which point all bets are off.

You may either fear the anti-christ or worship Him, but never both. Despite many claims by practitioners, there has not yet been a documented occurence of the existence of a particle of the true christ. It should be pointed out, however, that Fermilab recently produced 1.3 micrograms of the buddha nature at 113 GeV and was able to keep it trapped in a humility bottle for forty days and forty nights, so it's only a matter of time before the rest of the gods fall.

--The Elder Dan 
(scientifically crisper)